As I’m typing this, I have a raging hard on. My dick might actually create not only a tear in my pants, but also a tear in the universe. This of course would create a wormhole, which would suck the entire planet into some crazy dimension.
But, another day, another success. I’m going to punch myself in the balls and go to bed.
The world escapes destruction after 18 days!
WTF!? Dreams!? 